Meoooow destroy couch, or eat a plant, kill a hand licks your face. Then cats take over the worldstep on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle , but be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or mew yet chase ball of string. All of a sudden cat goes crazy. Sit by the fire sleep nap. Hide when guests come over vommit food and eat it again purr while eating. Scream at teh bathdecide to want nothing to do with my owner today. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face.